20.5.10

Dear Simon Cowell:

Your veneers are frightening. Especially in HD. I'm for sure going to have nightmares about a well-manicured British shark tonight.

Haha! That made me think of the shark attacking the furby in Madagascar II. Bahaha! That furby is my favourite!

It's all better now.

But seriously Simon. Watch that Friends episode and make a dental appointment. Or drink a lot of coffee. Whatever works man, cause you don't want to be that guy.

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