17.6.10

Last Class Bash!

I can't believe I'm already finished my first course!

Question: How do I know it was a good decision?

Answer: The last 6 weeks have flown by!

I'm a little scared about the final exam; it's been about 8 years since I had to write an exam. Plus, it's worth 39% of my final grade. The course breakdown is so random. I got 8.75 on an assignment. Tell me, what's .75 of one percent? Does it round up? I get that it's easier to have round numbers at the end, but writing a long paragraph for 1.25 marks has gotten a little old. I wonder if other courses will be like this as well. I've been doing well though...never thought I'd be a businessperson.

Businessperson...that sucks. I was a dude so I could be a businessman...businesswoman is too much of a mouthful (and, according to the red dotted underline, also not a word - although businessman is one...balls!).

Anyway, I'm just a little sad that I won't be able to somehow work in a Jay-Z line into casual conversation. You know, it goes:

"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man."

Glorious. I friggin love Jay-Z.

But I'm sad that I can't use it...although if it was 1997 and I had the first version of my license, I would have government documentation that says I'm a male. Yes - my first license had M under the 'sex' category. Normally, you have to fill out a bunch of paperwork to have government-issued identification altered, but when I went up to the counter, my cleavage got the job done sans paperwork...


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