30.7.10

Zipper to nowhere

Julie, Julie, Julie...

The white dress you wore last night was poorly constructed and had a zipper going down the bustline but then abruptly ended just above your waist. What was the point of that zipper? Awful, girl, just awful.

Your shoes were cute and your hair looked a little better...but you still need to invest some of your BB money in a full length mirror. In fact, you could even take it a step further and do it Clueless-style with polaroids!!

Or maybe a visit to the optometrist? There's a lot of summer left...

No comments: