Dear Shriners:

You are some sneaky sneakies...

I picked up my phone tonight, which had a local number, and was greeted with: "Hello, My name is Brian and I am calling from the Shriners, the guys in the funny hats who help needy children who live in Fredericton..."

What can you say to an opening line like that?

I'll tell you, what you say. It goes a little something like, "I'll go get my VISA"

We look forward to the upcoming charity circus show on November 10th and applaud your sales techniques.

They're rather flawless.

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