Who's got 2 thumbs and is wearing her super-skinny jeans?
There's nothing better - ever - than pulling on your haven't-fit-into-in-a-thousand-years jeans and then being able to button them!
And then sit down!
Without them digging into your tummy or threatening to split open in the back!
And then the uber-mega-bonus was that there was a $5 dollar bill in the back pocket!
Timmies for everyone!