My breakfast of choice for a while now has been fruit smoothies. Berries, melons, bananas, peaches, oranges...whatever we have goes in the blender with a little yogurt and some fruit/veggie juice.
This morning though, something BAD happened.
A GIANT bag of blueberries slipped out of my hands and EXPLODED onto the floor.
That's almost FIVE POUNDS of blueberries.
There were tiny frozen blueberries EVERYWHERE!
(no picture as I was busy losing my mind)
I ran around like a CRAZED LUNATIC, trying to find our broom. By the time I'd checked up AND downstairs to no avail, they'd started to melt. Stuck with my hands, I scooped up the berries as they smeared across the floor.
Here's something I didn't know: BLUEBERRIES STAIN EVERYTHING!
As you can see, there are blue spots EVERYWHERE! It's like HALF our kitchen!
|Despite SCRUBBING and SCRUBBING, this is as clean as I can get it. The grout, formerly somewhere in the cream family is now a bluey-purple. |
As are my hands.
Stupid blueberries and their delicious antioxidants.