Why You Shouldn't Cheat On New Brunswick Ladies

Because THIS might happen...

Actual Kijiji ad from Saint John, New Brunswick (about an hour and a half from where I live):


For sale, 15 lugnuts off of a Chevy Blazer. You can have them for free if you don't ask questions.

 

To my cheating boyfriend:

Good news Sweetums, your nuts are no longer in my purse; they're in a box in the garage.  Also, it turns out I DO know how to change a tire.

xoxoxo

P.S.  Careful driving to your new girl's house!

Freaking. Hilarious. 

And somewhat terrifying.