Because THIS might happen...
Actual Kijiji ad from Saint John, New Brunswick (about an hour and a half from where I live):
For sale, 15 lugnuts off of a Chevy Blazer. You can have them for free if you don't ask questions.To my cheating boyfriend:
Good news Sweetums, your nuts are no longer in my purse; they're in a box in the garage. Also, it turns out I DO know how to change a tire.
xoxoxo
P.S. Careful driving to your new girl's house!
Freaking. Hilarious.
And somewhat terrifying.
