Why You Shouldn't Cheat On New Brunswick Ladies

Because THIS might happen...

Actual Kijiji ad from Saint John, New Brunswick (about an hour and a half from where I live):

For sale, 15 lugnuts off of a Chevy Blazer. You can have them for free if you don't ask questions.
To my cheating boyfriend:
Good news Sweetums, your nuts are no longer in my purse; they're in a box in the garage.  Also, it turns out I DO know how to change a tire.
P.S.  Careful driving to your new girl's house!

Freaking. Hilarious. 

And somewhat terrifying. 

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