Search Engine Diss

So apparently in the last week my blog got 12 referral hits from:

Big toe is far from the rest


Since I've never once said that my big toe is far from the rest, I'm a little curious.

Is my big toe far from the rest?

What does that even mean?

I know that I have a big big toe...

What are you all saying about me?!

*stares accusatorially*

Also, 10 people stopped by to find a "snow white marathon costume." If you are one of those people, please raise your hand. I want to be friends with you.