All right, so there's the background you need. Onto the actual story.
Not too long ago, a good friend of mine got engaged. She said that her wedding would be in August of 2012, which gave me about a year to find something to wear. Coincidentally, it's also the time I began worrying about it (because of the combination of back-stories 1 - 3). It was going to be a small wedding, under sixty people, which basically translates into: you will be in every other picture so you better bring your A-game.
Thankful for the lead time, I got to work.
Zipper? That doesn't make sense. Wrap dresses don't have zippers.
Undoing the sash, it fell to the ground while the dress stayed intact, confirming that said wrap dress was not, in fact, a wrap dress.
And after trying on the sheath bodice, the dress mocked me by not even almost getting past the bottom of my ribcage.
And now I'm even MORE excited for our trip to Toronto, which we leave for TODAY! Five days of family, friends, and then it all ends with what I'm pretty sure is going to be the prettiest wedding I've ever been to.