30.9.13

Decorating a la Duck Dynasty


Yesterday, I was writing away at my laptop when I got a series of emails from The Remix with suggestions on how we should decorate our new home. Usually, I'm all for having his input but I was surprised that he was able to find any inspiration for home décor, considering that he was out shopping for fishing supplies at a Bass Pro Shop with his dad.

Who knew that Bass Pro Shops sold home furnishings? I certainly didn't.

Some of the pictures he sent me were so hilarious that I just had to share them with you (because that's what bloggers do. Err..thanks, babe? Haha!)

His first suggestion was that we replace our modern, chocolate brown, sectional couch with this:

Pro: If you put it outside, photos will make people look like they're hovering in the air, which is pretty awesome.

Con: It's fucking hideous if not directly in front of foliage.

Verdict: No dice.


Then, there was this: 

Pro: It's so ridiculous that a significant part of me needs to have it.

Con: His beady little eyes feel like they're staring into my soul, which isn't exactly what I look for in a toilet paper holder. 

Verdict: Close, but no dice. 

Are these the types of suggestions that the Duck Dynasty gals constantly deal with? And what company is making this stuff? How do I get involved? I could totally chic the shit out of these things so they work for both a country and a modern design scheme. For instance, what if the duck was made of stainless steel? Or covered in Swarovski crystals? Or simultaneously played a recording reminding kids to wash their hands while also letting off a perfect amount of air freshener that doesn't feel like you're being smothered by a pillow filled with roses? See...I'm FULL of genius ideas.

So, call me, nature-centric home furnishing companies! I swear there's more where that came from. We'll make a killing! And speaking of killing, has there been any previous discussion about adding rhinestones to the taxidermy game? How about googley-eyes?

Haha!


5 comments:

Bailie @ The Hemborg Wife said...

If my dad ever were to decorate a house by himself this is what it would look like!

lil desiqua said...

This is too funny! He tried haha!

Vett Vandiver said...

lol fun decorations!

aka Bailey said...

Hahaha I think I'd feel like the duck was watching me pee if that was my TP holder! I'd probably say, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" to it all the time.

Bailey
http://akabailey.blogspot.com

daydreaming beauty said...

Haha I didn't realize that was a TP holder...what good taste your hubby has...snort!