A few months ago (I’m
waaaaay behind on blogging) we discovered that we had a mink living in our pond. After I wrote a post about it, I
was informed that our mink may actually be a muskrat (thanks T-wrap and
C-bread, my awesome Subway gals). Upon further inspection of the random
sinkholes around the pond, we concluded that we did, in fact, have a muskrat.
Mostly because mink don’t tunnel. That’s not to say that we didn't also have a
mink, because the Remix spotted it trying to attack our bird feeder (why does bird
seed attract all wildlife?) but in
terms of what was living in the pond, it was a muskrat.
Armed with the knowledge that we had TWO rodent-esque squatters, we
upped the ante and bought a bonus-sized container of sardines for the trap, and
until we caught the mink, agreed that one of us would supervise the dogs
during dusk and dawn. You know, because minks are dicks and attack smaller
animals at dusk and dawn, including dogs with fairly bad survival skills (let’s not talk about
the time that Pepi tried to lick a porcupine).
One morning, I was outside with the dogs, and popped inside for a
second to boil water for more tea. We still hadn’t caught anything, but we
hadn’t seen the muskrat or mink in a while, so I thought it would be
okay. By the time I filled the kettle and walked back to the door, Pepi was
waiting to come inside.
Pickle,
however, was nowhere to be seen.
I called him a couple of times but there wasn’t so much as a rustle.
Increasing my intensity, I called him again, walking around the deck. Still
nothing. Beginning to panic, I got his favourite toy—a stuffed cheeseburger—and
squeaked it, as Pickle ALWAYS comes running when he thinks you want to play.
But
there was still nothing.
Now, in a full-blown meltdown, I proceeded to run around the
property, barefoot because I couldn’t find any shoes, using my iPhone as a
flashlight because it was still really early in the morning (yes, I’m up before
dawn every day).
It was then that I heard a rattling. Not much, but enough to draw my
attention to the left side of the pond, underneath the windmill. I sprinted
over with my heart in my throat, terrified about what I’d find.
Then,
I nearly wet my pants…
Please note the entirely appropriate, shamed look.
I
mean, seriously?
After taking a few pics (and possibly a little teasing) I let him
out, but for the rest of the day, he stared at the can through the metal bars,
whimpering oh-so-slightly and occasionally shaking with anticipation. Who knew
sardines were so appealing?
At some point in the afternoon, I glanced outside and was surprised to not see Pickle staring at the trap. I
figured that he’d finally given up on his Sardine Dreams, but then I noticed
him rolling around on the ground, a few feet to the right.
If
you have dogs, you know that rolling on something is code for: YAY! SOMETHING
DEAD I CAN SMELL LIKE.
So,
naturally, I ran outside to stop him. When I got there, the smell was pungent.
Why?
Because somehow, some way, Pickle had gotten the sardine can out of
the trap, eaten the ENTIRE THING, and then rolled around in the juices because
he couldn’t get enough. As you can imagine, he was pretty much the grossest
smelling dog of life. But even two baths later, it was still funny. I mean, he
got caught in a mink trap, learned from his mistakes, and then performed a
miraculous Sardine Snatch without getting trapped. For a walnut-sized brain,
it’s really quite impressive. When the Remix came home, I told him all about it
and we had a great old laugh.
That
is, until Pickle proceeded to have explosive bum problems for the next
five days. I
won’t go into any further detail (you’re welcome) but let’s just say that he’s
lucky he still lives with us after The Week of Grossness and Rubber Gloves.
In the meantime, we figured Pickle had ruined the first trap’s
location, so we moved it to the other side of the pond. And, wouldn’t you know,
a few days later, I was psyched to come outside, near dusk, to see something
furry in the trap.
However,
upon further inspection, I discovered that it was neither a mink nor a muskrat.
It
was Pickle.
Again.
Lesson
Learned: When attempting to trap a rodent-esque creature, make sure you don’t
have a Yorkie.
that too funny. That pickle keeps going in to the trap. Maybe he tell you he wants a cage.
ReplyDeleteHaha!! Omg so funny. That crazy little dog - I loved his "shame" picture haha.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Pickle, you little rascal!
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